Aughts ephemera live on within Nelly’s videography—it’s where brightly colored durags and throwback jerseys are happily preserved for all time. His videography is also shrouded with mysteries, too, the largest of which has remained unanswerable: Why the hell is Kelly Rowland texting on an Excel Spreadsheet in the “Dilemma” video? (See the above photo.)
14 years…