Remember when Justin Bieber was a newly minted teenage bad boy with more paparazzi assault charges than I can even remember? (Oops, looks like he’s still in trouble in Argentina.) Perhaps the pinnacle of Bad Bieber was his January 2014 Miami DUI charge, after he was pulled over in a rented Lamborghini and allegedly tested positive for alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax.
Bieber’s bright-eyed, bushy-haired…