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Sex Pistols’ Johnny Rotten Reportedly Bitten On His Genitals By Fleas After Befriending Squirrels

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Save the puns and jokes. Rather, take this as a lesson on how not to engage in human-animal relationships.

A new report shared by British tabloid newspaper Daily Star over the weekend has informed music fans that Johnny Rotten, the loud-mouthed, unapologetic singer of punk rock pioneers the Sex Pistols, is the victim of a flea bite on his penis. Yes, you read that correctly. A flea bite. On. His. Genitals.

The report published on Sunday details how Rotten (real name, John Lydon) received flea bites on various parts of his body after getting a little too friendly with the squirrels that hang around his Los Angeles-area home. The report didn’t detail the severity of the bites, especially the one on his nether region, but he has been hoping to remedy the aggravated areas by liberally applying Vaseline to ease the itchiness and discomfort.

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“I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f***ing flea bite on it,” Lydon told the publication. “And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.”

Lydon discusses his love/hate relationship with the non-traditional pets in his new book, I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right, in which he notes, “I’m determined to keep my squirrel friends independent, y’know … There’s no petting. If they want to nudge up that’s fine, but I know it’s for a peanut and not because I’m lovely.”

Johnny Rotten recently made headlines after he threw his support behind Donald Trump during an interview with Good Morning Britain, calling the now-defeated sitting President “the only hope.”

[H/T Daily Star]

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