On Tuesday it was announced that Arby's owner Roark Capital will acquire Buffalo Wild Wings for $2.4 billion (or roughly 162,271,805 orders of BWW House Samplers). Per Reuters, though the wings restaurant will become property of Arby's, it'll still operate on its own. SEE ALSO: This edible Alien Facehugger chicken will haunt your dreams We think this is a huge mistake. Consider the disturbing menu possibilities a marriage of Arby's meats and BWW wings might afford us. Our suggestions for this menu full of abominations below: A half-pound Beef 'N Cheddar sandwich dipped in Bourbon Honey Mustard sauce, rolled in Desert Heat seasoning and deep fried An entire smoked brisket coated in Blazin' hot sauce and served whole on a bed of deep-fried Cheddar Cheese Curds Potato cakes drenched in Wild sauce Beer-battered roast beef tacos An Arby's House Sampler, featuring 12 classic Roast Beef sandwiches stacked in a pyramid A Crispy Chicken Farmhouse Salad dressed with Hot BBQ sauce Boneless Wings coated in Cheddar Cheese sauce A Corned Beef 'N Cheese Slider cut up into pieces and sprinkled over Buffalo Mac & Cheese A Cheese Curd Bacon Burger with a Pizza Slider speared on top Every Arby's slider stacked in a tower and adhered to each another with smears of Parmesan Garlic sauce The pastry shell of an Apple Turnover, filled with the B-Dubs Blender shake flavor of your choice A large Ultimate Chocolate Shake blended with a slice of Chocolate Fudge Cake and drizzled over a plate of Dessert Nachos Cheesecake Bites WATCH: These 'Stranger Things' waffles are super easy to make
