Comedian and The Price Is Right host Drew Carey was one of many big names spotted at Sphere during this weekend’s Phish run, but he may have actually enjoyed the shows more than anyone judging by the, uh… colorful review he posted on X.
“I swear I just talked to God,” his comments began before going totally off the proverbial rails [Warning: it gets a little graphic]. “I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this,” he went on. “Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie.”
In a subsequent post, Carey said, “This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy Because if it’s even close I’m flaying [sic] to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time. Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling instead. That was God at work or something. Like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus no lie.”
A simple “that rocked” or “what a mind-blowing experience” would have sufficed, but we enjoyed the run too, Drew—no lie.
#Phish at the #Sphere
I swear I just talked to God
I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.
Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie pic.twitter.com/Wci1OdUp3F— ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ (@DrewFromTV) April 22, 2024
This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy
Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time
Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling…— ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ (@DrewFromTV) April 22, 2024
Carey expounded on his Rolling Stone-worthy review of the Phish Sphere run during an appearance on CBS‘ After Midnight, though his comments unfortunately didn’t make it to air. Revisit Live For Live Music‘s nightly coverage of the run: Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday.
Drew Carey REALLY Loved Phish at the Sphere (Full Cut)
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