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Let These Mind-Blowing Galaxy Simulations Melt Your Face Off

Everyone knows the cure for existential ennui is the Three P’s: Pint (of ice cream), Pink Floyd, and Pretty space pictures. While we can’t...

How to Start Dating When You’re a Middle-Aged Late Bloomer

You’ve got problems, I’ve got advice. This advice isn’t sugar-coated—in fact, it’s sugar-free, and may even be a little bitter. Welcome to Tough Love.Read...

Are Vitamin Supplements Killing Our Gut Bacteria?

We consume all sorts of things before really knowing how they’re going to affect us, including probiotics and dietary supplements. But given how preliminary...

Alden Ehrenreich’s Han Solo Hair Is So on Point

Hair alert! io9 is back with all your breaking pop culture hair news, this time concerning our brand new Han Solo.Read more...

Moms Empowering Moms

This Mother’s Day, we celebrate the moms of YouTube. For the past several years, tens of thousands of creators have contributed to a thriving...

El Niño Could Be Ready to Party Again as Soon as This Fall

Remember the halcyon days of 2016, when we were bidding adieu to El Niño and recovering from the death of Harambe? Well, the beloved...

Make Your Browser Talk With This Wonderfully Annoying Human Speech Simulator

If half your work day is spent thinking up ways to troll and annoy your co-workers, today’s going to be an easy one. Neil...

Will You See a Social Security Check in Your Lifetime?

Social Security is one of those things we all hear a lot about but most of us don’t completely understand. You might know there’s...

We’re About to Get a Show About Supernatural Evil Spawned by Online Hatred

Oh good, someone’s decided to make a show out of the comments section. And Twitter. And Reddit. You know what? Basically the internet itself.Read...

Let’s Break Down All Five of the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 End-Credits Scenes

Marvel movies are known for their teasing mid- and post-credits scenes, but with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, they up the ante with...

Brabus Launches ‘Deep Blue’ G-Wagon, Speedboat & Luxury Watch Line

Brabus is unifying its collaborations with Mercedes-AMG, Finland’s Axopar Boats, and Panerai luxury watches under one Deep Blue collection.Being that Brabus is...