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El Niño Could Be Ready to Party Again as Soon as This Fall

Remember the halcyon days of 2016, when we were bidding adieu to El Niño and recovering from the death of Harambe? Well, the beloved...

Make Your Browser Talk With This Wonderfully Annoying Human Speech Simulator

If half your work day is spent thinking up ways to troll and annoy your co-workers, today’s going to be an easy one. Neil...

Will You See a Social Security Check in Your Lifetime?

Social Security is one of those things we all hear a lot about but most of us don’t completely understand. You might know there’s...

We’re About to Get a Show About Supernatural Evil Spawned by Online Hatred

Oh good, someone’s decided to make a show out of the comments section. And Twitter. And Reddit. You know what? Basically the internet itself.Read...

Let’s Break Down All Five of the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 End-Credits Scenes

Marvel movies are known for their teasing mid- and post-credits scenes, but with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, they up the ante with...

Something Totally Crazy Could Happen to Bumblebee in Transformers: The Last Knight

The BBC is waging a new War of the Worlds. Get a bizarre look at a Guardian of the Galaxy on the set of...

Smelly Poo Water Rains Down From New York’s Penn Station Roof

If you’ve ever been inside New York City’s Penn Station, you know that it often smells like piss and shit. Yesterday, things somehow managed...

How to Abandon Android and Switch to iOS

Maybe you like the curves of the iPhone 7, maybe you just don’t trust Google with your data any more, or maybe someone just...

Marvel and Star Wars Vet Joe Johnston Will Direct the Next Chronicles of Narnia...

Joe Johnston’s Hollywood resume is almost unfathomably impressive. He worked in the art departments on the original Star Wars trilogy and the first Indiana...

Amazon’s The Tick TV Show Premieres on August 25

Citizens of the world, I say to you: get hype! The new Tick TV show starring Peter Serafinowicz starts airing on Amazon Prime this...

Brabus Launches ‘Deep Blue’ G-Wagon, Speedboat & Luxury Watch Line

Brabus is unifying its collaborations with Mercedes-AMG, Finland’s Axopar Boats, and Panerai luxury watches under one Deep Blue collection.Being that Brabus is...