Valley Advocate
Five Things to Love About the Mall
Malls reached peak radicalness in the ’80s, but we still love them. Yes, the crowds, prices, and parking can get on your nerves, but...
News of the Weird: Ecret-Say Ode-Kay
American gangsters traditionally use euphemisms and nicknames (“Chin,” “The Nose”) to disguise criminal activities, but among details revealed at a November murder trial in...
Staff Picks: Dinosaur Jr., Jim Breuer & the Loud and Rowdy
Pantera Tribute and more m/ • Saturday
Trendkill “the ultimate Pantera tribute” is gonna blow up The Tank with a tribute night to Dimebag Darrell....
Down to Earth: Hope, the Environment, and the Election
I sometimes startle people by saying I don’t have much hope for the environment.“But you’re an environmentalist!” they stutter. “Surely, you must think we...
The V-Spot: Our Post-Abortion Sex Life
I got pregnant this past summer after my birth control failed — I got to be part of that lucky 0.04 percent of IUD...
Cinemadope: Going Rogue
It was about a year ago that I stole away for a late night screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the long-awaited “Episode VII”...
News of the Weird: Even Baking Soda is Dangerous
Almost all law enforcement agencies in America use the Scott Reagent field test when they discover powder that looks like cocaine, but the several...
At the Iron Horse: Dylan. Disco. Dixieland.
Brass on the Tracks
It seems Bob Dylan has a real pair of rolling stones on him. The guy wins this year’s Nobel Prize for...
Saturday: Dinosaur Jr. is Back for More
Musical Dinosaurs
As much as we first loved the music of screamy, crunchy, blissfully tormented alt-rockers Dinosaur Jr. — an act formed in Amherst in 1984...
Blaise’s’ Bad Movie Guide
I hadn’t flown on a plane in almost 30 years. So when my family and I took our first vacation trip to Florida, naturally...